The Zmeigorod Snessengers
Location: Zmeigorod, just west of the lumber mill
Has to be periodically rebuilt whenever the old stadium starts sinking into the swamp. Don’t worry about it.
Healer: Waldon TadeoPronouns: He/Him
Favorite Weapon: Seax
Pregame Ritual: Chugging a raw egg, shell and all.
Literate: Yes
Pronouns: She/Them
Favorite Weapon: Machete
Pregame Ritual: Performing a series of aggressive, theatrical poses.
Literate: No
Pronouns: He/Him
Favorite Weapon: Seax
Pregame Ritual: Polishing their helmet with a live snail for good luck.
Literate: No
Pronouns: She/Her
Favorite Weapon: Cudgel
Pregame Ritual: Tensing every muscle in their body at once, then releasing.
Literate: No
Pronouns: She/Her
Favorite Weapon: Spiked Gauntlet
Pregame Ritual: Performing a series of aggressive, theatrical poses.
Literate: Yes
Pronouns: She/Her
Favorite Weapon: Machete
Pregame Ritual: Clapping their hands a prime number of times.
Literate: No
Pronouns: She/Her
Favorite Weapon: Bastard Sword
Pregame Ritual: Sharing a ceremonial, non-alcoholic grog from a communal cup.
Literate: Yes
Pronouns: He/Him
Favorite Weapon: War Scythe
Pregame Ritual: Looking each teammate in the eye and giving a single, firm nod.
Literate: No
Pronouns: He/Them
Favorite Weapon: Woodsman's Axe
Pregame Ritual: Giving the Trollball a heroic backstory before each game.
Literate: Yes
Pronouns: She/Them
Favorite Weapon: Quarterstaff
Pregame Ritual: Painting a single, matching stripe of mud on each player's face.
Literate: No