The Tortell Privateers
🏟️ Home FieldThe Buccaneer's Bowl📍 Toast Island Resort
🛡️ SponsorCedar Hill
🧙 HealerEugen Zacks
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“A flashy, pristine stadium built on a private beach exclusively for resort guests. The field is imported turf, and a massive, puppet kraken in the bay entertains the crowd at halftime.”
Active Roster
Lilithe Royce
PronounsShe/Them
Favorite WeaponMace
Pregame Ritual“Sticking leeches to their legs to 'lighten their step'.”
LiterateNo
Pass
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Castorina Gies
PronounsHe/Him
Favorite WeaponSickle
Pregame Ritual“Bribing a local oracle with a meat pie for a vague prophecy.”
LiterateYes
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Melisande Eustacia
PronounsHe/Him
Favorite WeaponTalwar
Pregame Ritual“Reviewing hand signals for secret plays.”
LiterateNo
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Loralee Sunny
PronounsShe/Them
Favorite WeaponWar Scythe
Pregame Ritual“Reading their own fortune in a scattering of knuckle bones.”
LiterateYes
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Kidder Starkey
PronounsHe/Them
Favorite WeaponRapier
Pregame Ritual“Thanking their armor for the protection it's about to offer.”
LiterateNo
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Keisling Damalas
PronounsHe/Them
Favorite WeaponRondel Dagger
Pregame Ritual“Painting their teeth with a mixture of charcoal and water.”
LiterateNo
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Goldberg Tova
PronounsShe/Them
Favorite WeaponGlaive
Pregame Ritual“Doing a series of loud, guttural breathing exercises.”
LiterateNo
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Ellan Elburt
PronounsHe/Them
Favorite WeaponTabar
Pregame Ritual“Reciting their grocery list backward to clear their mind.”
LiterateYes
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Payson Jan
PronounsHe/Him
Favorite WeaponTabar
Pregame Ritual“Clapping their hands a prime number of times.”
LiterateYes
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Dib Tufts
PronounsHe/Them
Favorite WeaponAxe
Pregame Ritual“Chugging a raw egg, shell and all.”
LiterateYes
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Luck
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