The New Noxus Thorns
🏟️ Home FieldThe Cistern📍 Noxus Subterrane
🛡️ SponsorThe Blackthorn Company
🧙 HealerHaeckel Millisent
Stadium Background
“An abandoned underground cistern repurposed as a subterranean arena. The damp stone field is perpetually slick with condensation, and pools of noxious runoff collect in the dark corners. The thick, stagnant air clings to the skin, and players must navigate the treacherous, wet perimeter with extreme caution to avoid the toxic hazards of the pit.”
Active Roster
Sashenka Jemimah
PronounsHe/Him
Favorite WeaponBlackjack
Pregame Ritual“Getting a teammate to pour a bucket of cold water over their head.”
LiterateNo
Pass
★★☆★☆☆
Catch
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Run
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Block
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Fight
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Throw
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Luck
★★★☆☆
Ralf Johnna
PronounsThey/Them
Favorite WeaponStiletto
Pregame Ritual“Muttering a nonsensical rhyme to ward off bad spirits.”
LiterateYes
Pass
★★☆★☆☆
Catch
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Run
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Block
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Fight
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Throw
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Luck
★★☆☆☆
Hanford Isaac
PronounsThey/Them
Favorite WeaponHand Axe
Pregame Ritual“Reciting their grocery list backward to clear their mind.”
LiterateYes
Pass
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Catch
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Run
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Block
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Fight
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Throw
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Luck
★★★★☆
Olodort Rossy
PronounsHe/Him
Favorite WeaponKirkhammer
Pregame Ritual“Chugging a small bottle of vinegar.”
LiterateNo
Pass
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Catch
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Run
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Block
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Fight
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Throw
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Luck
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Chae Markland
PronounsHe/Him
Favorite WeaponChain Whip
Pregame Ritual“Painting a crude, snarling face on their stomach.”
LiterateNo
Pass
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Catch
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Run
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Block
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Fight
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Throw
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Luck
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Slayton Nealon
PronounsHe/Him
Favorite WeaponMace
Pregame Ritual“Asking the referee to bless their weapon.”
LiterateYes
Pass
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Catch
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Run
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Block
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Fight
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Throw
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Luck
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Hulbig Addiel
PronounsShe/Her
Favorite WeaponWoodsman's Axe
Pregame Ritual“Fasting for the six hours leading up to the match.”
LiterateYes
Pass
★★★☆☆
Catch
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Run
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Block
★★☆★☆☆
Fight
★★★☆★☆
Throw
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Luck
★★★☆★☆
Buffum Julie
PronounsShe/Her
Favorite WeaponKriegsmesser
Pregame Ritual“Organizing a small betting pool on who will score first.”
LiterateYes
Pass
★★☆★☆☆
Catch
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Run
★★☆★☆☆
Block
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Fight
★★★☆★☆
Throw
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Luck
★★★☆★☆
Nodababus Dee Dee
PronounsHe/Him
Favorite WeaponKirkhammer
Pregame Ritual“Huddling so tightly that no light can be seen between them.”
LiterateYes
Pass
★★★☆☆
Catch
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Run
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Block
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Fight
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Throw
★★★☆★☆
Luck
★★☆★☆☆
Husain Terrence
PronounsThey/Them
Favorite WeaponMaul
Pregame Ritual“Braiding their hair into tight, battle-ready rows.”
LiterateYes
Pass
★★★☆☆
Catch
★★★☆☆
Run
★★★☆☆
Block
★★☆★☆☆
Fight
★★☆★☆☆
Throw
★★★☆☆
Luck
★★★☆☆