TUESDAY NIGHT TROLLBALL

 

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"Live from the jagged peaks of the Void to the rolling hills of Eponore, it's the sport that refuses to stay dead!"

 

Your Host: Nok the Corrupter

 

Good evening, sports fans, thrill-seekers, and sentient oozes! Pull up a chair, pour yourself a pint of Imra's finest dust-brew, and turn your ears this way! You are listening to the golden voice of Tuesday Night Trollball, coming to you LIVE across the planes of Osterra!

 

Since my liberation from that dusty old Demon Prison—thanks to the "heroic" efforts of Morgwae and the celebrity-king Artorias (a demon's gotta pay his debts, folks!)—I have dedicated my immortal existence to one thing: THE BEAUTIFUL GAME.

 

We are living in the age of the Everwar, folks! Where death is just a halftime break and the memories of your demise wash away like blood in the rain! So why not spend your immortality smashing your neighbor with a morning star for possession of a leather troll head?

 

It's fast! It's brutal! It's the only game where "unnecessary roughness" is a requirement! It's TROLLBALL!

 

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LEAGUE NAVIGATION

 

Don't be shy, click around! See the carnage for yourself!

 

🏈 GAME REPORTS

Did you miss the match? Shame on you! Read the play-by-play breakdowns here. Find out who scored, who died, and who got back up to die again!

 

🛡️ THE TEAMS

Check the rosters! From the pathetic Haven Lights (boo!) to the glorious, unstoppable juggernauts, the Ebon Gate Corruptors (YEAH!), see who is taking the field this week.

 

🏆 SEASON STANDINGS

Numbers don't lie, folks. See who is king of the hill and who is rotting in the cellar. Tracking kills, goals, and total regenerations!

 

📅 SCHEDULE

Mark your calendars! Find out when your favorite(or least favorite) team is playing next!

 

🎙️ NOK'S BLOG

Weekly recaps, rumors, betting odds (though Yarp won't take my money), and my personal musings on why Nikos Thanae is the worst person in the realm.

 

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SO TUNE IN!

 

The leather is tough, the steel is sharp, and the magic is unstable! It's Tuesday Night Trollball!

 

And remember, if the Haven Lights are playing, I'm rooting for the other guys!